I Am Canadian (in a past life)

I have often joked that I must have been a horrible person in a past life to have the screwed-up life I have today. Maybe I killed Jimmy Hoffa. Or worse, maybe I brought smallpox to the New World and wiped out colonies of Native Americans. Perhaps I was a villanous saucy pirate wench. Clearly there … Continue reading I Am Canadian (in a past life)

Excuse me, have you seen my hojo?

There is a scene in this season’s finale of Downton Abbey where the Dowager Countess Violet (Maggie Smith) laments to fellow spinster cousin Isobel: “I will never again receive an immoral proposition from a man. Was I so wrong to savor it?” I am obsessed with this show, but this line may be my favorite. The … Continue reading Excuse me, have you seen my hojo?

Show me your rhubarb!

I’ve been back out in the dating trenches for six years now, not counting the months/years I've given up and stopped shaving my legs to attend ComicCon events as a Wookie. During this time, I’ve been on every dating site known to man. Well, except ChristianMingle. Let’s face it, if you’ve been in a sex-starved marriage, will … Continue reading Show me your rhubarb!