Bring it on, 2016!

It’s been real, 2015. Far too real. I prefer my years to be airbrushed and cast in soft lighting. Another year has rolled by without a romantic relationship.   I’m still holding true to my checklist—a David Beckham lookalike who can serenade me like Hugh Jackman and has Jon Stewart’s sense of humor. I see no … Continue reading Bring it on, 2016!

My letter to Santa

Dear Santa, Hey, how’s it going? I don’t know if you remember me, because we haven’t really seen each other in a long time. I guess you’ve forgotten about me. I, on the other hand, have never forgotten about you. I suppose I’ve had a lot of memories dredged up lately because I’ve spent the … Continue reading My letter to Santa