Liveblogging the first debate / praying for a meteor strike

Against my better judgment I am going to attempt to liveblog the first Clinton-Trump debate. Anything short of a folding chair getting smashed over Lester Holt's head will be terribly disappointing. 8:55 Bill Clinton managed to avoid staring at Melania's cleavage. I'm impressed. But the camera cut away from Ivanka, so he may have snuck …

I could out-judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg

I am often accused of judging books by their covers. I don't see a problem with this. If it has a semi-naked man or a baby sloth on the cover, I buy it. If it has a lot of words or Glenn Beck on it, I don't. This also works for the labels on wine …