“Work is the curse of the drinking classes”

Greetings fair readers. You may be wondering why I haven’t been posting. Or maybe you didn’t notice, in which case I am sad for you because your life has obviously been missing levity and mirth for several weeks. I changed jobs a couple months ago; literally moved on up to a deluxe office in the …

Since Justin Trudeau isn’t available anytime soon…

I’ve been on the South Beach Diet since 2014. Oh wait, no, it’s been 6 days. Zero alcohol, zero carbs. It’s difficult to be funny when I’m this cranky. And I don’t know what to do with all the time I used to spend drinking wine. Out of total boredom, I decided to go back …